septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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cheekrub:

current mood: luigi looking fresh to death 

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

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inkykittens:

I swear to god Ash Ketchum pisses me off so badly like what the fuck are you gonna actually catch them all because I stg you don’t even have over 40 Pokemon and hoolly crap not every single godamn legendary Pokemon has to be your bff like people have been searching their whole lives to catch a mere glimpse of one but you start getting all butt hurt when victini doesn’t come out for macaroons god damn I hate you ash ketchum


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piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.


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homovikings:

two men in brooklyn duck into an alleyway

they look around the corner, down the alley, in the dumpsters, above their heads. 

safe, they breathe a sigh of relief. 

"so, as i was saying," says one, "that steve rogers kid sure is weird—"

"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT" bucky yells as he pops out of a manhole cover

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uzujusttoodamnfresh:

tiny-green-box:

kenway:

the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like

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if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3

thats pretty ignorant tbh 

so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas


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megamissingno:

pagingme:

this explains my love life.

this explains when i accidentally get frozen in a walk-in freezer at work and don’t get discovered for an extended period of time and while trying to return to my own time period i break the time machine i have borrowed and find myself trapped somewhere devoid of space and time

megamissingno:

pagingme:

this explains my love life.

this explains when i accidentally get frozen in a walk-in freezer at work and don’t get discovered for an extended period of time and while trying to return to my own time period i break the time machine i have borrowed and find myself trapped somewhere devoid of space and time

(Source: unicornshadows)

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strongblackbrotha:

Put this on your blog. Our Queens are perfection.

strongblackbrotha:

Put this on your blog. Our Queens are perfection.

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oneill5491:

A Chief protects his own.

oneill5491:

A Chief protects his own.

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